Princess of Generica
Actor (?): Sienna Miller, Ref:Stardust
- The most beautiful woman in all the land (and a total priss). Maybe more of a PR thing than actual “most beautiful?”
- Has a tendency to fall in love at sight upon the rugged countenance of pretty much every Hero™ she encounters, so Poor King John fears he shall never be able to marry her off
Update: Princess Damsel was set to wed Lord Blakros but this went awry. She was abducted by Sir Brighton … or whoever was emulating the Great Hero.